insertnerdyjokehere:

Headcannon that mccoy is really good at magic tricks and even though spock knows logically that it’s an illusion he can’t figure out how mccoy keeps pulling quarters out of his ear.

“there seems to be something in that pointed ear of yours” *pulls a quarter out of spock’s ear*

“doctor. I must insist that you stop this foolish behavior at once.”

“Looks like those ears are finally good for something” *pulls another quarter out of spock’s ear*

“we no longer use these items as currency. where do you keep getting them from?”

“why spock… i’m getting them from behind your ear”