marrella-splendens:

sometimes I have the audacity to think “wow, I don’t think I could get any gayer, I have hit maximum homosexual capacity” and then I see one (1) cute girl and it’s like suddenly being aware of a new spacial dimension that’s been there the whole time, it’s like being slapped in the face and I can see six new colors that humans don’t have names for, it’s like I’ve been asleep for years and sappho herself is violently shaking me awake and my first coherent thought with any modicum of clarity is “holy fuck I am so gay”

rinse, repeat

onedamnminuteadmiral:

And when they keep. Fucking. Talking.

jedihighcouncil:

when its 4am and someone tells me to go the fuck to bed

lihgtsabers:

“An Obi Wan movie is in the works”

“Ewan McGregor is not yet confirmed for the role”

starwarsisgay:

blog: *doesn’t have a working tag search* 

me: *immediately doesn’t trust them*

horreurscopes:

when writers are super wordy and over describe everything and end up murdering the pacing of otherwise good writing 

kellymarietran:

me: overused romance tropes are so boring like, use your brains, be original
media: here’s an overused romance trope but with two girls
me: Holy. Shit. The pinnacle of human achievement. this is art