angelofdumpsterfires:

Dear Listeners, it appears we have some special new arrivals in town! be sure to give a warm Night Vale welcome to The Mother of Puppets, The Ceaseless Watcher, The Crawling Rot, The Twisting Deceit, The Lightless Flame, The Falling Titan, The Hunt, I Do Not Know You, The Slaughter, Viscera, Forever Deep Below Creation, The Forever Blind, The Terrible Change, The One Alone and last but certainly not least, Terminus! Oh? It appears that the local target employees have already taken to worshipping our new residents! How very neighbourly!

cybercrimer:

there’s not actually a joke for this one i just wanted to draw it

penny-anna:

ok wait but what if… Eowyn taller than Faramir

Eowyn: this is my tiny husband

Faramir, who is like 5′11″: Eowyn I am above average height you are just a giantess

Eowyn, patting his head: I love my tiny husband

rainbysid:

ed: runs a goth aesthetic blog filled with angsty poetry he wrote at 3 am and definitely-not-vague-vagues toward the amestrian government. 

al: has a blog filled with sensory-heavy aesthetics, recipes, and other things he wants to try once he gets his body back.

winry: runs a business IG for rockbell industries with photos and updates on all her automail projects and stories from happy customers. also has a personal IG with photos of flowers and landscapes that made her cry.

ling: has a richspo blog where usually no one can tell if it’s him or greed running the account…….until he posts the 20th flexing selfie of the day. 

lan fan: runs a youtube account with martial arts tutorials. also has a parody martial arts account on vine that documents ling’s combat “accidents” 

mei: is the queen of snapchat filters/captions

scar: has no social media because he’s smart and loves himself, but he got a snapchat so he could keep in touch with mei.

roy mustang: got banned from twitter for impersonating the fuhrer. has since resorted to squabbling on facebook with olivier and playing online chess with random strangers.

riza hawkeye: runs an anonymous twitter account entirely dedicated to live updates on all the dumb shit roy does. roy still has no idea it exists despite it having 60k followers.

maes hughes: posts photos of his wife and daughter on facebook every 5 minutes. makes sure to DM them to roy so he can’t miss them. 

izumi curtis: deleted all social media except for pinterest. her handle is @justahousewife. 

alex armstrong: actually just warriormale 

olivier armstrong: runs a libertarian political blog that keeps getting discourse in the notes but she blocks everyone who comments and has never read a single reply in her entire life.

van hohenheim: still has a flip phone and exactly 1 computer he uses exclusively for work (it only has internet explorer and microsoft office). has never heard of social media and doesn’t want to know.

verymaedhros:

So I saw a new meme template was going around

heterophobicwillbyers:

this is the best fic that will ever come out of the stranger things fandom