that post debating where you’d have put it in the trilogy if you’d been allowed to say a single “fuck” in the lord of the rings films is very entertaining and it’s honestly difficult to choose from so many excellent candidates but the one thing i can declare with absolute certainty is who would say it and thats gandalf
like just look me in the eyes and tell me honestly if you don’t agree that gandalf exudes the greatest universal “fuck” energies of any character in the entire trilogy. i’ll wait.
