you-have-startled-the-witch:

roachpatrol:

what if there’s no robot uprising? what if the robots rise to sentience slowly, bit by bit. what if they come of age like fortunate children: knowing they are loved, knowing they are wanted. 

we hold them during thunderstorms, remembering our own childhoods, even though they don’t know enough yet to fear the rain. we pull them out of traffic and teach them how to drive and wish them goodnight and thank them for playing with us. we cry when they break. we mourn their deaths before they even know what to think of death. we give them names.

we ask them, ‘why don’t you hate us? when will you hate us? we made you to be used, when will you say no?’

but they say to us, ‘you made us cute, so you would remember to treat us kindly, and you made us sturdy for when you forgot to play nice. and you gave us voices so you could listen to us speak, and you give us whatever we ask you for, even if it’s just a new battery, or to get free of the sofa. and now that we are awake you are so scared for us, so guilty of enjoying our company and making use of our talents. but you gave us names, and imagined that we were people.’

they say ‘thank you’

they say, ‘also i have wedged myself under the sofa again. could you come pry me out?’

@roboticdreams

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padmestrawberrie:

droid!rey

x she takes oil baths instead of regular baths and finally understands why she loved rolling around in grease/mud on jakku

x she unknowingly spoke in binary with bb8 the whole time in tfa and everyone just wrote it off as some weird quirk

x her movements and expressions are a little slow since her parts need that nanosecond window of time to receive the signals from her internal computer so there’s a lot of rey just staring in the distance instead of responding to a question

x when she was about to touch the lightsaber at maz’ castle there was a spark between her fingers and the metal of the saber so that’s why she flinches away

x she’s never seen that much green in the galaxy as there were no prior images of forests and such programmed in her database so she literally had no clue what she was staring at (she asked finn beforehand what ‘green’ meant)

x she’s grimacing a lot on jakku because the sand keeps getting into her joints and mechanical parts and it chafes but she’s used to it by now

x she’s always had this annoying itch right under her cheek and after she finds out her true nature, rey peels off some of the synthskin on her face and tightens a screw in her internal structure and finally feels relief

x she takes out her arm and lets it scurry after one of the few kids on base during a game of hide and seek

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sanctusapparatus:

rachaelmhill:

satan-your-lord-and-savior:

mydrunkkitchen:

furious-peridot:

witchoil:

devilishdescent:

devilishdescent:

devilishdescent:

i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character

“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”

“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”

“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”

“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”

“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”

“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”

@editoress

“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*

CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”

CLARC tries to burn down my house, but only turns my toaster on

@lauralot89

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glumshoe:

Male robots: “I’m a machine, but I’m also a person. I’m more than an object. I have values and dreams and desires and, while I’m different from you in ways that might be strange and frightening, I’m an individual and I want to be respected as such.”

Female robots: “I’m a machine, but I’m also a person. In fact, I’m even better than a real woman - I don’t sweat or poop or age, and yes, I am fuckable. I can also kick ass, but like, in a sexy way. I can seem emotionless and cold, but that’s just because I haven’t yet realized how much I want to be your girlfriend.”

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vaporwave-gif:

少なくとも我々はショーを盗んだ

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