probablynotmothman:

suns-up-bunshine:

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

Originally posted by juulius-ceasar

rncyanide:

sheabutterbitch:

I see we’re no longer being subtle

This post just shot me between the eyes

sarajevos:

me, catching myself wondering how i would look to an unseen voyer and then modifying my facial expression and body position accordingly to make myself more visually appealing despite being completely alone in my room and its 2 am:

thotlegolas:

penny-anna:

femmefaramir:

actuallyfeanor:

Headcanon that the first elves who ran into humans, assumed that wisdom was a male trait, since beard = wise amongst the elves, and then later were very surprised at the sheer dumbassery of certain men

does that mean galadriel eventually grows at least an invisible beard?

Galadriel has a beautiful & silky beard and that’s why Gimli is so into her

the hair she gave him was actually beard hair

laurakinney:

sir that’s my emotional support milf

ann-fortunately:

me: i wanna write

someone: then… write?

me:

bbg100:

animentality:

littlelarimar:

there’s always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons

it’s a bitch name

justlookatthosesausages:

captainphasmaz:

Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica

This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear