The Zodiac Signs After Finishing a Television Series

zodiacfrickfracks:

Lays on their bed for a long time, thinking about the characters and the end of the series: Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Starts a new series in order to fill the hole in their heart that the characters left behind: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

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gaymagne:

the gay signs are cancer scorpio pisces gemini sagittarius and leo and i don’t want anyone disagreeing with me on this

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Reasons why your sign sucks

gnashing-of-teeth:

Aries: over competitive, self centered
Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all
Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious
Cancer: manipulative and moody
Leo: attention whores
Virgo: judgey and super boring
Libra: literally will never shut up
Scorpio: rude af
Sagittarius: in your face and over the top
Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool
Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers)
Pisces: cry babies

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paolomontes:

paolomontes:

paolomontes:

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule

#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS

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The signs as writers

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The signs in 2017

zodiacupdates:

Finds true love: Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Leo

Strikes it rich: Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio

Will suffer but prevail: Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini

Already is looking forward to 2018: Pisces

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the signs as male characters that tumblr fandoms have fixated on and reinterpreted to the point of them being unrecognizable in order to fit them into their preferred character archetypes

augustnook:

aries: bill cipher

taurus: sans

gemini: wheatley

cancer: junkrat

leo: that new skull dude from pokemon fuck if i know his name

virgo: loki

libra: the onceler

scorpio: the clock from don’t hug me i’m scared

sagittarius: komaeda

capricorn: gamzee

aquarius: kylo ren

pisces: pick any one of the white dudes from supernatural

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Signs as emotions people feel, but can’t explain

lostinastrology:

  • Aries- Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening.
  • Taurus- Opia: The ambiguous intensity of looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
  • Gemini- Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
  • Cancer- Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
  • Leo- Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
  • Virgo-  Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
  • Libra- Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
  • Scorpio- Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
  • Sagittarius- Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
  • Capricorn- Altschmerz: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years.
  • Aquarius- Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
  • Pisces- Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
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Experiment:

nuclearsweetheart:

Put your Hogwarts House, your Pokemon Go team, and your star sign in the tags

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