ironbubble:

ironbubble:

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child

new tag game write your zodiac and which winnie the pooh character your fave was in the tags this is for science

motherfuckingsassmaster:

Conflicted gay super villain : Pisces, Aquarius, Libra

Gay super spy : Taurus, Sagittarius, Virgo, Cancer, Aries

Hot af spurned wife out for revenge : Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Gemini

qpluto:

yeah prove me wrong

daryshkart:

Aries: “Watch, I’ll blowtorch your face off.”

Taurus: “I’m gonna sit alone in my house watching wedding fails on YouTube, drinking margaritas through a Twizzlers straw until I pass out on top of my vibrator.”

Gemini: “I once even tried to rent socks.”

Cancer: “How can I say no? Can I say no? It doesn’t feel like I can say no.”

Leo: “I have no idea what’s going on but everyone is talking and I should too.”

Virgo: “I mock others to distract myself from the emptiness inside of me.”

Libra: “The only reason we’ve come this far is because we’ve helped each other. And I don’t think anything’s gonna feel like the Good Place if we’re not together.”

Scorpio: “People = Good, People = Good… Why is that so hard to remember?”

Sagittarius: “I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.”

Capricorn: “Go ahead and cry all you want. But you’re going to have to pay for that toilet plunger.”

Aquarius: “Will you be okay after I leave?”

“Yes. This will not affect me in any way.”

Pisces: “Okay, but what do we do, panic, freak? I usually panic, but I am happy to freak.”

paradeofconfusion:

the signs as lines from john mulaney’s kid gorgeous

Aries: “I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.”

Taurus: “College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.”

Gemini: “I want to write songs for people in their 30s called ‘Tonight’s No Good, How About Wednesday? Oh, You’re In Dallas On Wednesday? Okay. Well, Then Let’s Just Not See Each Other For 8 Months And It Doesn’t Matter At All.’”

Cancer: “I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff.”

Leo: “You spend most of your day telling a robot that you’re not a robot. Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.”

Virgo: “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room.”

Libra: “In high school, people were like, “What are your top 3 colleges?” I was like, top 3 colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.”

Scorpio: “Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.”

Sagittarius: “Like years later, I’d be going down on some rocking twink in college and I’d be like, ‘Wait a second… What would Leonard Bernstein do?’”

Capricorn: “I don’t care for these new Nazis, and you may quote me on that.”

Aquarius: “I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t.”

Pisces: “My dad once grabbed me by the shirt and lifted me up during church and said ‘God can’t hear you.’”

astropunkk:

Aries: “Close your eyes, close your eyes! Close ‘em! Now tell me what you see.”

Taurus: “This is a battle, a war, and the casualties could be your hearts and souls.”

Gemini: “That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?”

Cancer: “Poetry, beauty, romance, love… these are the things we stay alive for.”

Leo: “Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, “Most men lead lives of quiet desperation.” Don’t be resigned to that. Break out!“

Virgo: “Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold and die.”

Libra: “We all have a great need for acceptance, but you must trust that your beliefs are unique, your own.”

Scorpio: “We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion.”

Sagittarius: “Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.”

Capricorn: “I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.”

Aquarius: “No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.”

Pisces:“But only in their dreams can men be truly free. ‘Twas always thus, and always thus will be.”

stylesgf:

anyways i was a big fan of the barbie animated movies when i was growing up and now buzzfeed has a quiz about it so take this and then tag your result with ur zodiac sign

poefinn:

TOP 3 FEARS. STAR SIGN. GO.

In the tags.

gansaey:

Aries: “Years of love have been forgot

In the hatred of a minute.”

Taurus: “Let me glimpse inside your velvet bones.”

Gemini: “There is no exquisite beauty… without some strangeness in the proportion.”

Cancer: “Love like mine can never be gotten over.”

Leo: “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.”

Virgo: “…a route obscure and lonely,

Haunted by ill angels only.”

Libra: “But my heart it is brighter

than all of the many

stars in the sky.”

Scorpio: “All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire.”

Sagittarius: “Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of it’s constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts.”

Capricorn: “I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.”

Aquarius: “These were days when my heart was volcanic.”

Pisces: “And so being young and dipped in folly, I fell in love with melancholy.”

fifth-harmony:

quality blog: capricorn, sagittarius, taurus, aquarius

shitposter: aries, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, scorpio

quality shitposter: pisces

actual shit: libra