free-spoons:

forcedintostarwars:

Remember when that guy in The Clone Wars was like “Checkmate! Everyone here is A Good Person and only A Bad Person would kill me!” and then Anakin ‘Stabs-a-lot’ Skywalker stabbed him and the imperial march played?

Lordy goats alive, that scene alone should have ensured that show get renewed for 34 seasons right then and there no questions asked

here’s the scene, its great

wongbal:

wongbal:

wongbal:

wongbal:

wongbal:

wongbal:

I really can’t

your life is uprooted every 20 years in galactic-scale wars caused by a neverending blood feud between two tribes of space wizards

choose your preferred form of government:

a) laughably ineffectual and corrupt bureaucracy
b) fascist dictatorship controlled by space warlocks
c) exploitation by evil crime gangster who is probably also a slug

there are no other choices, sorry

“Hey have you heard from Gary? He hasn’t answered my emails for weeks”

“Oh yeah, his whole planet got blown up by the genocidal cyborg sorcerer who controls our entire military”

“But Samuel, what if I am one of the space wizards???” Let’s examine your options:

1. abducted as a baby and raised by monks, then die a 35-year-old virgin at the hands of a goddamn robot with tuberculosis
2. hunted down and shot to death by grunts in stupid helmets because space wizards are illegal right now (again)
3. go through a goth phase, then your eyes get all yucky and one of the monks finds you and cuts your head off
4. end up in a cult led by some evil wrinkled assface in a bathrobe who shoots lightning at you when he’s mad

Also most of the wildlife seems to be ravenous carnivores with tentacles and/or 6-inch teeth and every urban area has roughly 6,942 assassins per square kilometer

daryshkart:

Finn and Rey looking both badass and in love done for @finnreyultd ♡♡♡
It was a blast to draw for this week @finnreyfridays theme - Cyberpunk/Geek Culture.

padawanlost:

Anakin glanced up at the Supreme Chancellor and for that instant he didn’t like the man at all…

birb-boy:

it’s depresso season and stars war is my comfort movie

buriedinthemoondust:

star wars scenery + tatooine

tatooineknights:

I’m Luke Skywalker. 

I’m here to rescue you.

shoyukoto:

Boy, am I glad to see you!

jediistorm:

                           _{finn week day 6 | screencap meme + faceless}