electronicprince:

pal pal palpatine, star wars’ greatest love machine

nogfhaver:

somuchforthetolerantleft:

4emptyseats:

somuchforthetolerantleft:

knownfilmhoe:

ygrittebardots:

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

your fave is problematic

actually Darth Vader killed those kids. he also killed Anakin, from a certain point of view

just ‘cause he changed his name doesn’t mean he’s a different person, he was the same dude under different circumstances. anakin’s life prior to being darth vader was not destroyed by an invading darth vader, it was darth vader’s backstory.

I’m going to help a Sith Lord overthrow the Galactic Republic and systematically hunt down and murder every member of the Jedi order and when Obi-Wan comes for me I’m going to tell him it was my alter ego Countess Boochie Flagrante

wazowski:

imaginedarthvader:

pro tip: don’t try to impress your best friend by doing a front flip when he’s really mad and there’s lava everywhere

child-of-crows:

cydonian-mystery:

tygermama:

between Liam actually knowing what he was doing and Ewan not being able to stop himself from making lightsaber noises it’s a wonder the Phantom Menace got made at all

shadowblade217:

To be fair, that does sound like something Qui-Gon would do.

athenadark:

Liam Neeson apparently was a danger on set because the jedi have like four basic moves but he was trained for swordfighting for Rob Roy so he would wave his plastic sword in new and interesting ways that would not be choreographed but were traditional actual ways to fight with a sword

fandomlife-universe:

As for the turning off the lightsaber thing, it is actually an in-universe technique called Tràkata. It’s just really difficult to master and suffers from the problem that you’ve got to turn the blade back on before the other guy cuts off your head.

With the PT Jedi being as risk-averse as they are, it should be little surprise that basically nobody uses it except one guy in the EU.

I definitely misread this the whole time because I’ve been assuming you were using the force to turn your opponent’s saber off. huh. 

ewanmcgregod:

favorite star wars memes

magical-mr-mistoffeleees:

@generalgrievousdatingsim

prophecyguy:

Revenge of the Sith AU where Anakin can’t kill any younglings because they’ve set up hundreds of Space Home Alone style booby traps around the jedi temple