kinda wanna live in a log cabin at the edge of a forest somewhere in eastern europe and grow herbs and sell fresh home-grown produce with my wife at the farmer’s market, kinda wanna live in a neo-urban cyberpunk apartment overlooking the city skyline 200 years in the future and get railed by my android gf while watching society collapse on our five plasma tv walls

deannaboi:

demonicvulcan:

the best thing about The Voyage Home is that it is self aware. it knows how ridiculous it is, and embraces it entirely

• What do we need? Whales.
  
• How do we get them? We’ll go back in time and steal them
• How do we steal them? idk, maybe Spock can mindmeld them
• How do we transport them? transparent aluminum of course!
• How is Spock dealing with coming back from the dead? Who knows, but arguing with Bones and then playing in the ocean will help!
  

Honestly, the best Trek movies (and episodes sometimes) are the ones that just go “screw plot!” and replace it with shenanigans