one good thing about infinity war? thor speaking groot and saying it was an elective. WHAT A FUCKING NERD.
YOU KNOW WHAT THO! YOU KNOW WHAT! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THOR BEING A NERD MORE!
thor who sees valkyrie’s sword and gasps out ‘dragonfang’ with the reverence of a little nerdy boy who’s just seen that premium limited edition action figure he’s always wanted to see with his own eyes! you telling me he didn’t pester frigga into making him a valkyrie costume when he was little? thor who has STRONG tm opinions on interior decor (”the red! the white! it’s hideous!”)! thor who nerds out with bruce about the neutron stars! thor who takes obscure tree languages as his goddamn elective! THOR WHO’S BECAME A JOCK COS THAT’S WHAT HIS DAD WANTED BUT IS CLEARLY AN ARTSY NERD ON THE INSIDE!
Our triumphs shall echo throughout the nine worlds – ‘tis endeavors such as these where the warrior ideals of god and man intersect to produce something greater than the sum of its parts. On this day, we have declared war…and we shall avenge the evils perpetrated by those who would oppose us.