hm.. just found out that people tried curing rheumatism by sitting in the carcass of dead whales for 30 hours.. i’m going to go back to bed now
someone: haha i can’t believe you actually just stayed in that whale carcass all day
me realizing i just spent all of my 1800′s money and smell like a corpse: uh.. not only is my rheumatism gone but i can also read minds and lift entire horses.. i also fuck like a god
| Via: carrionkid |
