hexglyphs:

there’s a unique feeling that can only be accessed by listening to the first wtnv episode again after a period of time long enough that you can’t recite it verbatim but not so long that it doesn’t all come flooding back in an achingly familiar rush as soon as cecil starts speaking. i don’t know how to express it but it sort of feels like coming home after a long day.

taakostrutsin:

nightvalian-dragon:

This will never not fuck me up

[transcript:

Carlos (voice slightly muffled as if he is on the other end of a phone call): I do not know how long it will take me to pursue this knowledge. But… I do know two things.

Cecil: What is that?

Carlos: I love you.

Cecil: I love you too. What’s the other thing?

Carlos: You just said it.

end transcript]

niccillustrates:

👀 We do not have answers. I am not certain that we even have questions. 👀

[Welcome to Night Vale]

xiaodanart:

Cecil? I have to go. Be patient with me. We have our phones. We have our voices, and you have the best voice of them all.

or, the lines from wtnv that truly messed me up

1966jpg:

Y’all ever just think abt night vale

littleulvar:

I officially have no life and I don’t mind.

adventures-in-poor-planning:

when cecil g. palmer said, “are we living a life that is safe from harm? of course not. we never have been. But that’s not the question. The question is, are we living a life that is worth the harm,”

yeah.

terumobus:

😳😳 what if we kissed in the house that doesn’t exist that’s in the desert creek housing development, out back of the night vale elementary school. 🙊 it seems like it exists, like it’s just right there when you look at it, and it’s between two other identical houses, so it would make more sense for it to be there than not. but it does not exist, according to carlos and his team of scientists 😳

japhers:

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not-a-space-alien:

cannibalhello:

alice-isntdead:

missmischeif:

moriarty-mastermind:

quicksilver-ace:

garashirs:

garashirs:

concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer

this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”

John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”

Here’s an active link for the quiz: https://www.fyrebox.com/play/john-mulaney-or-cecil-pal_KBYBdgAN6

John Mulaney Or Cecil Palmer?

A story about you, or a story about the best meal I ever had?

Fyrebox

I love both these things immensely but tjis was wAaaay harder than I thought it would be

This seems like something everyone would like I got a 73% what did all of you get?

People in the notes saying “John Mulaney escaped from Night Vale” you fools, John Mulaney got stranded for three days in Night Vale after a canceled connecting flight and was too anxious to do anything but act like it was all Normal and Fine.

John Mulaney after hearing Cecil go on an absolute tangent about Carlos’s hair on live radio: Now we don’t have time to unpack ALL that