like, listen, the best dynamic for tma/wtnv crossover is cecil being cheerfully oblivious and jon being at first all serious & sinister like he is abt statements and then gradually being more and more confused by this strange happy man. like. for example.
jon: statement of cecil palmer, regarding…
cecil: oh, idk, i guess i went to target last week?
jon, ominous: …regarding a trip to target. statement recorded direct from subject.
cecil, with that ‘never mind all that’ tone: o…kay! so as always the target greeters saw me at the door and were all like 'our dark lord shall feast on those who enter here’ and i was like 'great! do you guys have those infuser water bottles?’ because carlos saw some on tv and was telling me–
jon: i’m sorry, the target greeters said what?
cecil: you know, their standard greeting! it’s been standard since the 90s, when they changed it from 'beware the burden your soul will bear’!
jon, getting less ominous as he gets more confused: …right. continue?
cecil: anyway, carlos was telling me all about how proper hydration can help deter throat spiders–
welcome to night vale quotes look good on billboards
[id: four drawings of WTNV quotes on billboards in white and purple, with the words written in black. The first is overlooking a city, and reads “you live in a dying world.” The second is next to a highway overpass, and reads “most stories are happy if you end them at the right time.” The third is next to a highway in the mountains, and reads “death will be the last action you undertake.” The last overlooks a country field and reads “you are an ancient, absent god.” end id]
Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧
this is my friend Jay’s song and he has had a really rough time of it lately and whatnot so if you feel like checking out his latest stuff on Bandcamp or whatever, he started releasing stuff as Satellite High again
I feel like more people should know that the iconic “The Bus Is Late” is from an album of songs entirely about the bus, and he has multiple albums about sharks. Just seems, you know. Relevant to many people’s interests.
