straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *blonde guy* *chad* *brunette girl* *blonde girl* *kyle*
gay friend groups are like: *gay radio host* *gay scientist* *gay presumed dead intern* *her gay record store owner gf* *gay shapeshifter currently stuck in the form of a waterfall* *steve carlsberg*
Okay, so I could not find any sort of map or layout of Night Vale and (being a huge nerd who used to make D&D Maps for her brother) I took it upon myself to make a large, comprehensive, and possibly entirely incorrect series of maps which I will have to continually alter as new podcasts come out. This is just how I picture it. I re-listened through the whole thing and took down a bunch of notes haha. I think it’s all as correct as it can be (at least as far as “First Date"). If anyone notices something incorrect please let me know.
(btw you can open that first map up in a new tab to see it better)
If you don’t know if you want to get into Welcome To Night Vale, listen to this clip, it does a perfect job of summing up the entire experience.
this is quite legitimately one of my favorite things that’s happened in the entire show.
If you haven’t listened to Night Vale yet, take 50 seconds to consider it. Please.
Cecil, in a serious and grave tone: “Old Woman Josie has not called, but, intern Dana said that Josie updated her Facebook page with an Instagram of some rune stones. Dana has been furiously translating these symbols and her best guess is that they say ‘They come in twos. You and come in twos. You and You. Kill your double.’ Cecil, continuing in a tone most people use to talk about cute cats: “There’s also a link to this amazing cat that keeps jumping in and out of boxes! And oh my god that is the cutest thing I have ever seen! Dana! You have got to post that on my wall. Oh my god, he loves those boxes so much!”
